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Hi! Welcome to my Anti-McCoy website!

If you've found your way here it's probably because - like many true Doctor Who fans - you hate Sylvester McCoy in a big way.

Many people ask why am I so anti-Sylvester McCoy? The simple is the man almost destroyed my favourite TV program "Doctor Who". When McCoy was cast as the Doctor ratings slumped and the once loved TV show descended into pantomime farce. Many pro-McCoy fans insist this wasn't all Sylvester's fault - that low production values and poor scripts were also to blame - but at the end of the day I just ask them if they think the show would have also have hit rock bottom had Jon Pertwee or Tom Baker still been playing the Doctor. The simple answer is (of course) "no". This is the one fact the pro-McCoy's can't dispute. McCoy has little or no acting skills to speak of and displays an awesome lack of talent more generally witnessed in infant nativity plays.

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The Anti-McCoy FAQ - Version 1.0

(copyright John Long 2002)

1. Who or what is McCoy?

Sylvester McCoy portrayed the seventh and final doctor in the television
series "Doctor Who" from 1987-1989 (seasons 24-26).

2. What is 'Anti-McCoy'?

'Anti-McCoy' is a philosophy which rejects the seventh doctor (McCoy)
era of Doctor Who, believing it to be inferior to all other eras of the
show and not worthy of the title 'Doctor Who'

3. What is an AMT?

An AMT refers to an Anti-McCoy troll, an unflattering nickname given to
people that promote the Anti-McCoy philosophy.

4. What is Pro-McCoy?

Pro-McCoy is a philosophy which embraces the McCoy era of Doctor Who,
believing this era to be worthy of the series' name and just as good as
all the other eras of the program.

5. What is a PMT?

A PMT refers to a Pro-McCoy troll, an unflattering nickname given to
people that like the McCoy era just as much as the other eras of the
program.

6. Who is Bonnie Langford?

Bonnie Langford portrayed Melanie Bush, the seventh doctor's first
companion, who started her tenure on DW with Colin Baker in 1986 and
left at the end of season 24.

7. Who is Sophie Aldred?

Sophie Aldred portrayed Ace, the seventh doctor's companion and
replacement for Mel. She was the final companion of the series.

8. Who is Andrew Cartmel?

Andrew Cartmel was script editor for Doctor Who during the McCoy era.

9. What is the 'Cartmel Master Plan'?

This name is often given to Cartmel's idea for the 'dark doctor' of
season 26. It was supposedly designed to bring the program back on
track after the pantomime of the previous seasons.

10. Who is JNT?

JNT is John-Nathan Turner, producer of Doctor Who from 1981 to 1989,
responsible for the casting of McCoy, the hiring of Cartmel, and the
general production of the entire McCoy era.

11. Why do the Anti-McCoy fans dislike the McCoy era so much?

There are many reasons to dislike the McCoy era. The Anti-McCoy fans
generally feel that McCoy was the worst actor to portray the doctor.
They also feel that the portrayal was not in character, that the doctor
had been reduced to a dorky persona. Fans also dislike the companions
of this era, citing Bonnie Langford's horrible portrayal of Melanie
Bush, an annoying anorexic little twit. Almost equal criticism is
leveled at chubby faced Sophie Aldred, though accepted as an improvement
over Mel. Anti-McCoy fans dislike the stories of this era, the writing
and direction under Cartmel being totally wrong for the series. They
dislike JNTs panto style and Keff McCulloch's cheesy synthesized
scores. They dislike the opening title sequence and music as well.
They dislike the costuming of the seventh doctor and Ace. They dislike
the Umbrella prop. Ultimataly, the reasons are endless, and many of
them vary between individual Anti-McCoy fans. However, it almost always
comes down to the overall quality, or lack thereof, of the stories and
the ineptitude of McCoy's portrayal of the doctor.

12. Who or what is McCrap?

McCrap is an unflattering nickname given to Sylvester McCoy, promoting
the idea that the McCoy era is 'crap'. This term is often used by
Anti-McCoy fans.

13. What is the worst McCoy season?

A much debated topic, and a matter of opinion, but the general consensus
seems to be that season 24 was the worst McCoy season, and the worst
overall season of the entire series. However, many people would argue
that season 24 'feels' more like Doctor Who than seasons 25 and 26.
Some people would argue that season 25 is actually the worst.

14. What is the best McCoy season?

People seem to argue for season 26 as the best McCoy season. Some
people even claim that season 26 is a vast improvement over the other
McCoy seasons and generally a decent year for the program. However,
most Anti-McCoy fans will tell you that season 26 is just as bad if not
worse than the others, not seeing much of an improvement.

15. What is the worst McCoy story?

This is a very tough question, since there are *so Many* terrible McCoy
stories. However, there are some popular choices. Time and the Rani,
Delta and the Bannermen, The Happiness Patrol, and Silver Nemesis all
seem to be popular contendors for the worst story. However, spending
enough time on RADW will show you that just about every McCoy story gets
nominated for this category from time to time.

16. What is the best McCoy story?

Also a tough question, since there are very few choices for a story that
one would consider a good piece of Doctor Who. Most Anti-McCoy fans
generally agree that The Curse of Fenric is decent, though you will
still encounter people that hate this one. Equally controversial is
Remembrance of the Daleks. While having a fairly good reputation, it is
still maligned by many anti-McCoy fans. However, its popularity makes
it a contendor for the best McCoy story. Ghost Light and The Greatest
Show in the Galaxy have also been known to get their fair share of
positive comments, while still being deeply flawed and called 'crap' by
many.

17. What are the McCoy flamewars?

It is an ongoing struggle between Doctor Who fans over the quality, or
lack thereof, of the McCoy era. These flamewars take place on RADW.
This problem has been cited as one of the worst aspects of the online
Doctor Who community. Both sides feel very strongly about it, thus it
has been going on for years. There are people who actually like
Sylvester McCoy, so these people are a constant annoyance to the
Anti-McCoy fans. As with any fandom, there are plenty of people who
will like the stuff that is generally considered 'crap'. Just look at
all those Star Trek: Voyager fans. Britney Spears has a large fanbase.
The Backstreet Boys have plenty of fans. People like to watch Blind
Date on USA Network. People like it when Tori Spelling stars in the
Lifetime Movie of the Week. Basically, the main point is, there's no
accounting for taste in this world. You can take the worst piece of
crap imaginable and it will always have a certain number of fans. This
is a part of life and reality.

18. What is this Pertwee vs. McCoy stuff I keep hearing about?

Another bit of weirdness which originated within fandom. For some
reason, fans will pit these two doctors against one another. It is
generally known that most Anti-McCoy fans like the Pertwee era. They
like it because it represents almost the exact opposite of the McCoy
era. For this reason, a lot of McCoy fans seem to dislike Pertwee. The
two eras have very little in common, thus their fans also have very
little in common. So Pertwee is often dragged into the argument, in
either defense or attack of the McCoy era. Pertwee fans often recognize
this era as the 'Golden Age' of Doctor Who, while McCoy fans frequently
disrespect this premise. The two sides are so diametrically opposed,
that a viable solution will never be reached. One thing is for certain
though, the Pertwee era is wonderful and the McCoy era is simply crap :)

19. Who are these Anti-McCoy fans?

Our numbers are many, but here are the current vocal set of Anti-McCoy
fans which reside in RADW:

John Long
Dave Burns
Fett
Bazza
Steve Day
MDS (Mister Doctor Sir)
Alan S. Wales

20. Are there any infamous Pro-McCoy fans?

Absolutely. Some people never can resist the urge to jump to the
defense of the McCoy era. For some bizarre reason, they love everything
that says "Doctor Who" on the cover, and you'll never be able to treach
them any standards. Here is a quick list:

Jonathon Blum
Kate Orman
Luke Curtis
Jim Vowles
Gregggg (Eng6gcgs)

This concludes the current version of the Anti-McCoy FAQ. For additions
or corrections, get in touch.

McCoy : About as much use to Doctor Who an an ashtray on a motorcycle

Guide to McCoy Stories

Time And The Rani: Atrocious

Paradise Towers: Atrocious

Delta And The Bannermen: Atrocious

Dragonfire: Decent story, but McCoy, Mel and Ace are atrocious.

Remembrance Of The Daleks: Decent story, but McCoy and Ace are
atrocious.

The Happiness Patrol: Atrocious

Silver Nemesis: Atrocious

The Greatest Show In The Galaxy: Decent story, but McCoy and Ace are
atrocious.

Battlefield: Atrocious

Ghost Light: Atrocious

The Curse Of Fenric: Decent story, but McCoy and Ace are atrocious.

Survival: Atrocious

Some other people who hate McCoy...

England foot-balling hero Paul Gascoigne is a big fan of mine - but did you know he also hate's McCoy with a vengeance and often wishes that the actor had been hit by a speeding truck?

Here is a pic of Paul Gascoigne taken back in 1987 when the BBC announced McCoy's appointment as the new Doctor Who.

Night Club owner Peter Stringfellow also dislikes McCoy's portrayal of the Doctor and describes the actor as "an anti-feminist right wing bigot with a height complex..."

Why Do we Hate McCoy?

We can't stand McCoy's stories because they are a disgrace to the tv
series that featured such brilliant actors as William Hartnell, Patrick
Troughton, Jon Pertwee and Tom Baker. McCoy's stories cannot even begin
to compare favorably to those of the aforementioned four actors. The
early stories were entertainment for the science fiction fan at their
finest. McCoy's stories are entertainment for immature children who
don't yet understand what good science fiction is all about. Anti-McCoy
people get understandably upset because they don't like to hear the
unenlightened and immature make the claim that any of the McCoy stories
are as good as the classics from the first four eras. Such claims are
those of fools and will predictably upset the more mature and
intelligent Doctor Who fan.

The whole McCoy era was a total
disaster. There's no way to justify criticism of those who are hostile
to the McCoy era, because those anti-McCoy people know and appreciate
what Doctor Who once was and were sickened by what it had become during
the McCoy years.

People who like McCoy must by definition be immature losers who
cannot or do not appreciate what Doctor Who once was. They seem only
capable of appreciating the childish nonsense that Doctor Who had
become. When you reduce the greatest science fiction TV series ever to
the lowest common denominator so that the retarded among us can enjoy
the show as well, you have to expect that the normal people will
probably get very upset about that.

McCoy at the Laugh Shack

(McCoy goes onstage and takes a hold of the microphone.)
"We wanted to brrrrrrrrring back the mysterrrrrrry. So that's why uh.
because we thought too much had been told about the Doctorrrrrrrrr."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(McCoy has a puzzled expression on his face.)
"We thought we would make the Doctorrrrrr a darkerrrrrrr
charrrrracterrrrrrrrr, worrrrrrrrrrking behind the scenes, instead of
overrrrrrtly."
(A woman in the audience stands up.)
"Oh, c'mon. What we really want to know is the mystery behind why the show
we used to love to watch had turned into shit."
(McCoy seems stunned by that comment.)
"That rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreally is not a fairrrrrrrrrrr comment."
(McCoy continues with his presentation.)
"I wanted to bring back the angerrrrrrrrrrrrr of the firrrrrrrrrst
Doctorrrrrrrrrrr. But I wanted to mix all of them up and make this cake.
And
if you don't get the symbolism behind the cake, you just don't get the
post
moderrrrrrrrrn errrrrrrrrrrrrra of Doctorrrrrr Who."
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Two others stand up.)
"If you were looking to make a cake, you should have been a baker instead
of
impersonating an actor."
"You should look at your recipe, McCoy Instead of making a cake, your era
had the perfect ingredients for dung pie."
(McCoy appears shocked.)
"We neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr had enough time. We had the money but not a lot
of time."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Another member of the audience stands up.)
"So after 24 years of producing the show, suddenly it couldn't be well
made
by deadline? With only 4 stories per year? Come on!"
(A person in the audience helps answer the question.)
"Since all the people involved with the production of Doctor Who from
1987-1989 were completely incompetent, they could not handle more than one
story every two years."
(Uproarious laughter thunders through the Laugh Shack.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The man continues.)
"Why didn't you take acting lessons while you waited around for the writer
to deliver the scripts? It might have improved your era from horrendous to
abysmal."
(A lady stands up.)
"There were rumors of an accident that almost happened to Sophie on the
set
of Battlefield while filming in a water tank. Is that true?"
(McCoy confirms the rumor.)
"It was the firrrrrst time I have everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr been herrrrrrroic in
my
life, except when I was acting. HA! HA! Some people call it acting. I've
got
the carrrrrrrrd to prove I'm an actorrrrrrrrrrrrr."
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Another gentleman stands up.)
"How did you find out that the show was being cancelled?"
(McCoy pauses to think.)
"So somebody came along and said 'No we'rrrrrrrrrrre not doing it.
Stopping
it.' I was annoyed."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A man shouts from the back of the room.):
"Can you give us an impromptu performance showing us the ANGER you felt
when
you found out the show was cancelled?"
(McCoy pauses for several seconds.)
"Ummm....I don't do angerrrrrrrrrrrr."
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA!!!!
(A member of the audience could only nod in disgust.)
"How appropriate. After annoying the longtime Doctor Who fans for three
long
years, it is now McCoy's turn to feel just how annoying he and his
performances could really be."

The Lonesome McCoy Fan

(copyright Dave Burns 2001)

Me, I'm a Lonesome McCoy Fan.
Shitty stories, terrible scripts, those are things that I like.
One might think being a McCoy fan has its glory.
You might think different after you listen to my story.

Whenever I post to RADW, I get flamed.
What I possibly could have said to offend everybody, I am too stupid to
know.
The other Doctor Who fans like to make fun of my bad taste and what I
like.
Why they keep flaming me, I still do not know.

Some people think it's so easy to like the McCoy era.
But they forget that the scripts, stories and McCoy sucked real bad.
So they flame the McCoy fans.
Does anybody give a fuck about McCoy fans?

In 1987, Cartmel was script editor he chose writers that could not write.
When this happened the stories and scripts were shitty and everything went
downhill.
So they screwed the longtime Doctor Who fans.
Who cares about the Doctor Who fans?

But I kept praising McCoy.
And I prayed the stories would be great.
But that was not the case and other Doctor Who fans say I have lousy
taste.
But that is the life I live.
I'm a Lonesome McCoy Fan.

Posting at RADW can be so very scary.
Especially, if I mention that stories from the McCoy era were good without
denial.
But I don't want to get flamed and insulted anymore.
So I have to activate my killfile

Once again, I'm keep getting flamed by the people at RADW.
"Go back where you came from!"
Scream 70,000 Doctor Who fans.
Well, I know I could stop the flames by criticizing the McCoy era.
But, unfortunately, I still have very bad taste.

Another shitty McCoy story and everybody flames me
But it was the bad production team's fault because they didn't know what
they
were doing.
Oh, why can't the other Doctor Who fans stop flaming me...

When I am alone, I can say I like the McCoy era.
But I came to RADW seeking people that shared my taste.
I didn't realize that if I made a Pro-McCoy post and praised his era, that
other Doctor Who fans would only respond with insults and flames.

So I go home at night 'cause I never get invited to go posting with the
other
guys.
And I sit in my chair, and I still think of the flames as I eat a plate of
cold
french fries.
And my wife's out with her Anti-McCoy friends, and my son can't even look
me in
the eyes.
But that's the life I live.
The Lonesome McCoy Fan.

I have bad taste when it comes to Doctor Who.
Whenever I post, I know the other Doctor Who fans are going to flame me
and
boo.
I'm a McCoy fan and I don't know what to do...

Yeah, that showed 'em! Put those damn McCoy fans in there place! How dare
they! Just who do these people think they are?

Right now, I'm organizing to set up THOUSANDS of concentration camps around
the globe, in order to deal with the McCoy problem. Sure, there's only
about twelve or thirteen actually McCoy fans, but you can never be too
careful. Anyone you might suspect of being a McCoy fan, best to report them
IMMEDIATELY to the proper authorities. They could be your co-worker, your
next door neighbor, the man who runs the newspaper stand, EVEN YOUR OWN
FAMILY!

Nothing to do with McCoy but I thought after seeing so many pictures of him on this site you would like to view this hot-chick's ass...

Top Ten Signs You Are Not A McCoy Fan

1. When someone pops a McCoy video into the VCR, you relocate to the kitchen
so you can count the cockroaches running across the floor.

2. When someone mentions McCoy, you immediately take two aspirin to ward off
a headache.

3. While watching a McCoy story during a PBS fundraiser, you call and offer
to pledge whatever money is needed to reach the station's goal in return for
them not airing any more McCoy stories.

4. You have no problem serving your McCoy-loving friends food you know your
dog licked right after he licked his ass.

5. Your fiance tells you she really loves The Happiness Patrol, and you
reply that the two of you should just be friends.

6. Your son and his friends ask if they can watch one of your horror movies,
and you hand them Silver Nemesis.

7. You buy your evil mother-in-law the complete McCoy era on DVD for
Christmas.

8. When your daughter tells you she's going over to a friend's house to
watch Paradise Towers, you hide drugs in her room, pretend to find them, and
then ground her for a year.

9. Your pacifist tendencies disappear immediately when you see Osama bin
Laden forcing little Arab children to watch Delta And The Bannermen.

10. You suddenly develop impotency after your wife buys you Battlefield for
your birthday.

The Pro-McCoy Song

We love junk, We love crap,
We fantasize about McCoy on our lap;
The hell with Hartnell, the hell with Troughton,
We enjoy the shit that McCoy is spoutin'.

Who the hell is Jon Pertwee?
Only Sylvester McCoy knows how to excite me.
I wish we could send him roses and flowers,
He should have won an award for Paradise Towers.

It's always great to watch McCoy and Mel,
But when we see McCoy we reach for the gel;
I get another McCoy fan to act like my slut,
so I can imagine drilling McCoy up his butt.

His acting is by far the best,
Pat Troughton just can't pass the test;
McCoy stories have charm and class,
Those who disagree can kiss our ass.

We heap our praise on Delta And The Bannermen,
It's much better than The Abominable Snowmen;
Happiness Patrol always makes us cheer;
Who the hell wants to watch The Web Of Fear?

The people in this group had better face the fact,
McCoy is someone who knows how to act;
Now we must go and begin to pack;
It's a really long journey to the Laugh Shack.

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